Friday, 25 February 2011

Fragment of a Country and Western Song

An experiment in merging two fields: the annoying updates situation that we all endure every day with the raw and simple emotions of American C&W.

Honey - You Have Updates

I'd be at your door
But you ain't compatible no more
You fail to install
So don't want you to call
We ought to be kissing
But your drivers are missing

Honey, you have updates
You need to restart
You have 99 updates
Start downloading to your heart

(Any amendments or additions gratefully received by the author)

1 comment:

  1. We were sweet at the start
    Now you ain't running so smart
    Any time that we meet
    Your talk is near obsolete
    Growing incompatibility
    Is just no use to me

    Doesn't scan too well but I couldn't resist...


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